{"id":137,"date":"2010-09-17T08:25:27","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T00:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lanchbury.id.au\/?p=137"},"modified":"2010-09-19T10:22:44","modified_gmt":"2010-09-19T02:22:44","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday To Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"display: block; margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lanchbury.id.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/wpid-IMAG0139.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"499\" height=\"299\" \/><\/p>\n<p>31, wow, where does the years go.<\/p>\n<p>This is what the guys at work got up to for my birthday.\u00a0 Yep, not a great shot.\u00a0 It also doesn&#8217;t show my keyboard being wrapped in glad wrap and my phone handset wrapped in tin foil &amp; plastic packing tape.\u00a0 Fortunately a box cutter and a couple of minutes I was back and working.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"display: block; margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto;\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/wpid-1284862555833.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>On the balloons and one of my monitors was the center image to the right with my face tattooed to<\/p>\n<p>their bodies. The cool kid on the window, quite a good shot of me.\u00a0 Then there was one balloon of me biting a bikini chicks arse.\u00a0 Very good, no clue where that image came from.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>31, wow, where does the years go. This is what the guys at work got up to for my birthday.\u00a0 Yep, not a great shot.\u00a0 It also doesn&#8217;t show my keyboard being wrapped in glad wrap and my phone handset wrapped in tin foil &amp; plastic packing tape.\u00a0 Fortunately a box cutter and a couple &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/?p=137\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7tC7P-2d","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":141,"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lanchbury.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}